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An IRC chat transcript (ganked from a message board) Hilarious.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Abba
Comments

hehe good one :))

check this reply from a colleague from a desperate guy who wanted to chat her up :D

desperate guy says: hi
desperate guy says: \how r u
dont mess with me girl says: who is this?
desperate guy says: pradeep
desperate guy says: u
desperate guy says: from calcutta
desperate guy says: u
desperate guy says: will u talk to me
dont mess with me girl says: no
desperate guy says: plz talk to me
desperate guy says: as a friend
desperate guy says: i from calcutta
desperate guy says: u
dont mess with me girl says: u sound pathetic and desperate
dont mess with me girl says: please leave
desperate guy says: why u r sayling like this
desperate guy says: u from calcutta
dont mess with me girl says: do u understand english....
dont mess with me girl says: GET LOST
desperate guy says: what is this
desperate guy says: i was naver expected a good ward like this
dont mess with me girl says: U mean word?
desperate guy says: hi
dont mess with me girl says: what the fuck are u talking?
dont mess with me girl says: GET LOST
desperate guy says: i will not talk to u
dont mess with me girl says: go take a jump
desperate guy says: u go
dont mess with me girl says: fair
dont mess with me girl says: nxt time i hear from u- i am gonna
come there and break yr bones
desperate guy says: plz leave me
dont mess with me girl says: oh yeah?
dont mess with me girl says: now i wont!
desperate guy says: leave it
dont mess with me girl says: leave what pal?
desperate guy says: i do not want to talk
desperate guy says: to such aggresive manner
dont mess with me girl says: please talk to me
desperate guy says: no
dont mess with me girl says: pls
desperate guy says: i m not that type
desperate guy says: sorry
dont mess with me girl says: what wud i ever do without u?
dont mess with me girl says: type? i think u are god's typo
desperate guy says: i was just searching a friend
dont mess with me girl says: yr search began and ends with me
desperate guy says: there are lot of good people in the world
dont mess with me girl says: i know. i am one of them
desperate guy says: may be
dont mess with me girl says: dont u cry no more for a friend...u
hag!
desperate guy says: plz
desperate guy says: ok i will talk u if u will talk to me politely
dont mess with me girl says: ok- if u insist! cry then!
dont mess with me girl says: gotcha, ass!
desperate guy says: what is this
dont mess with me girl says: I am calling u an ASS
desperate guy says: where u are
desperate guy says: what u are thinking yourself
dont mess with me girl says: i am masquerading here as yr friend
dont mess with me girl says: come find me
dont mess with me girl says: u devoted ass
desperate guy says: i do not have interest to talk with u
dont mess with me girl says: u did lose it finally?
dont mess with me girl says: what a wasted effort
dont mess with me girl says: i thought u were already in love with
me- u ass of a bong!
desperate guy says: ok i m in love tell me
dont mess with me girl says: so sweet
dont mess with me girl says: ok- chickenshit
desperate guy says: bababa
dont mess with me girl says: say cluck cluck
desperate guy says: are u interested to be a good friend
desperate guy says: tell me
dont mess with me girl says: I am very interested in taking yr ass
dont mess with me girl says: will u give it to me for free
desperate guy says: i will take your pussy
dont mess with me girl says: I dont have a cat for a pet
desperate guy says: u go and ask your mother
dont mess with me girl says: she doesnt either
desperate guy says: bastered
dont mess with me girl says: we have bulldogs at home
desperate guy says: motherfucker
dont mess with me girl says: and many more
desperate guy says: u are a motherfucker
dont mess with me girl says: go on- i shant stop u...
dont mess with me girl says: yes, I know I am
dont mess with me girl says: feels good to see whats coming
straight from yr heart
dont mess with me girl says: NEXT TIME REMEMBER- DONT MESS WITH
PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO CHAT UP

Can you use an LJ cut in comments? Just wondering... :P

seen these before. theres one where he pretends to be a pirate or something. it ends with him shoving his wodden leg up the chick's ass.

Yeah, I know... I got them all.

I first came across these around a year ago. Then, a few days back, I stumbled upon them again and so the post. :)

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