Date: 2003-06-12 09:48 Subject: Alexander homesick. Security: Public Mood: awake Music: System of a Down

I came, I saw... I wish I hadn't come at all.

Date: 2003-06-12 12:48 Subject: Love lost Security: Public Mood: awake

After six months of cyber dating we decided to see each other. I had fallen in love again...

She said she’d wear a floral broach of a single red rose.

As I walked around the bend I saw her there... waiting eagerly for me to arrive; red rose and all.

I ducked out of sight and promptly filed for a divorce the next day...

She said she had to visit an ailing friend the previous day. Liar!