OK... I don't know if anyone ever visits here... but if you do, I'd appreciate it if you could reply to this comment with a myth that has been propagated because of the Internet... Urban (Internet) legends also welcome.

And yes, if you can, please substantiate it with a link as well.

Thanx

And yes, how have you all been?

I miss being the one you used to call just to talk about your day
I miss being the one who used to call you when I had nothing to say...
I never spoke then... and I can't, now

Current Mood: indescribable

Sometimes when you’re thirsting all you see is the water, not its depth.

Current Mood: contemplative

Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Quigon Jin: "You will be a Jedi"
Anakin: "Wheeeee... I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Episode II: The Attack of the Clones
Obi Wan: "You will be a Jedi"
Anakin: "Am I a Jedi yet?"
Obi Wan: "No"

Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith
Anakin: "Dammit when will I be a Jedi?"
Obi Wan: "Soon"
Anakin: "Fuck you, I'm going to the Dark Side"

Episode IV: Star Wars
Obi Wan: "You will be a Jedi"
Luke: "Wheeeee... I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Episode V: Empire Strikes Back
Yoda: "A Jedi, you will be"
Luke: "Am I Jedi yet?"
Yoda: "No"
Vader: "I am your father"
Luke: "WTF?"

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Luke: "Dammit when will I be a Jedi?"
Yoda: "After you kill daddy"
Luke: "Aww Mannn...and Leia's my sister??"

Current Mood: amused

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long anytime
She goes away

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't a home
Anytime she goes away

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know I know, I know, I know

Hey I'll leave the young thing alone
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Only darkness everyday

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away
Anytime she goes away

(Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone - Bill Withers)

Current Mood: sad

'cos giveawayboy tagged me

Total number of films I own on DVD/video: None (lost a few when Video players went obsolete, and the rest, when we shifted house)

The last film I bought: I don’t really remember... I think the last few movies I actually owned were all gifted to me by an uncle.

The last film I watched: In a theatre: Dodgeball
On DVD: The LOTR Trilogy

Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me like (I’m gonna hafta cheat here):
a) Fight Club, Snatch, Get Shorty, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels...
b) Shrek, Shark's Tale, A Bug's Life, Monsters Inc...
c) All Spaghetti Westerns with Clint Eastwood
d) All Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movies
e) All old Hrishikesh Mukherjee comedies starring Amol Palekar and Utpal Dutt

Tag 5 people and have them put this in their journal: Aww c'mon all of you who read this, do it anyway.

Current Mood: bored

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Current Mood: amused

'Ya know, if ya gots somethin' in yore mouth, and ya don't know what it is, you spit it out!'

Let's say a big thank you to all those good folk at lowbrow.

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